Me miss you, Carrie Fisher

​Today, on December 27, 2016, Carrie Fisher died. Millions of fans mourned over the loss of the Princess Leia. Well, I didn’t, but the news hit me like crazy. I began to worry; who’s next? Mark Hamill? Harrison Ford? And I was very sad.

We will continue to be sad every year, as December 27 comes by.

MTFBWY, Carrie Fisher.

BTW: I watched Rogue One in Theaters the same day Carrie Fisher died. Intergalactic Coincidence.

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The last Jedi (2017)

Caution!!! Spoilers! You have been Warned.


Things are not going to go the way you think. Literally.

This statement is not just a quote from Luke Skywalker. It’s also talking about the movie itself.

For about a year, fans have been theorizing over this movie. Who is Rey’s parents, who is Snoke really? But now this movie is out, almost none of the theories matter*. That made me disappointed a little bit when I watched this movie, but the quote up above helped me understand the brilliant plan the directors. They would only show particular scenes from the movie, and fans would theorize over the movie, using only the scenes they put in the trailers. Everybody, including myself, we were just spending so much time theorizing, we didn’t think that our theories might not matter.

Now, I respect all Star Wars theories, I’m just saying we never thought that our theories might not even be in the movie.

Brilliant, directors.

But here’s the review now. Have fun reading, and MTFBWY.

I had the special opportunity to watch the last Jedi on Dec. 14. Did you?

I loved the new character Rose. She was smart, and when she has her mind on something, she is determined to get the job done. This is shown when she can’t get the button to launch all of bombs on the Dreadnought. She doesn’t give up and get get die. She keeps kicking, and kicking until the button eventually falls, and she pushed the button, and helps the Resistance blow up the Dreadnought.

It was also great to see Luke Skywalker in the flesh. When we see him, and he just throws his lightsaber from the Empire strikes back, nobody could have seen that coming. He also makes some funny quotes. Here’s my favorite quote from him in the movie:

Luke: Nobody’s from nowhere.

Rey: Jakku.

Luke: Okay that’s pretty much nowhere.

But the most shocking thing we saw in the movie is FORCE GHOST YODA! I was kind of disappointed that we didn’t see force ghost Obi-wan; but then I remembered that he [force ghost Obi-wan] got to be in two movies now! Give Yoda a turn now! I didn’t suspect that he would destroy those sacred Jedi texts. But then again, they weren’t really page turners.

The last Jedi joke.

And when Luke Skywalker died, I was actually satisfied with Luke’s death. He became one with the force, and there was a sign of peace in his face.

Also, Supreme Leader Snoke. While the CGI used to make Snoke was bad, his presence and the evil floating over him made Snoke a little bit better. This is a bad guy who just enjoys being evil for the sake of being evil. He says a bunch of quotes that prove that he loves being a bad guy. His death was also very shocking!

Oh, and did I mention Leia used the force in this movie?

What I didn’t like was the CGI. I didn’t like the CGI, and a lot of the scenes seemed crammed. Also, I was hoping that Captain Phasma would get more screen time. But I loved this quote when Phasma and Finn are talking to each other:

Phasma: Scum.

Finn: Rebel Scum.

This movie would be a B+, but there was a lot of funny stuff in this movie.

I give this movie an: A.

Thanks for Reading, and may the force be with you.

Movie Review: Descendants 2

Best Descendants movie so far!

I have been waiting for this movie for this movie for over a month now, and now it’s finally here!

Like I said above, it is the best Descendants movie so far! It had everything I wanted; Pirates, Sword fights, New characters, New songs, songs for the villain kids, tons of humor, and Pirates. Oh, and one more thing:

Pirates.

I love Pirates.

This may seem weird, but I went to the Pirates side in this movie. They have the coolest clothes, all the nasty swords, pirate ships, and when they say, “It’s a Pirates life every single day”, they’re saying that it’s nothing but adventure and fun every day. But that’s not the only reason why I’m on the villain kids side:

Dizzy.

She was just so funny, so cute, just excited all the time, I don’t know who to call her: A Mini-Cinderella or a Mini-Evie. Maybe both.

Now, I’m not saying I would want to be a villain. I’m happy the good guys won, the Pirates just had the funny little girl and the cool pirate clothes.

When Mal and Ben and everybody was dancing, I thought the ending could have been better. But it continued, and it was even better.

I’d love to continue, but I don’t want to spoil anything in this review.

Grade: I give this movie and A+

Thanks for reading this review.

Good bye, and remember:

Long Live Evil!


Descendants 2! So excited!

​When I watched Descendants, it was really good. And now that they’re making a Descendants 2, I was really excited! Descendants gives a chance to actually find out what the most terrible Disney villains were up to after their defeat in the movies; turns out, they had children! And since Ben, son of Belle and Beast*, he decides to let a couple children from the Isle of the Lost, home of the Disney villains and their children, come to his home, and they begin to learn how to be good. And if you have not watched the movie (Sorry about the spoilers), the kids leave the Isle of the Lost, not the parents.

But their parents want them to go so their kids can steal the fairy Godmother’s wand, so the Force field keeping the villains in the Isle of the Lost, can be lifted and the villians can be free. But in the end, the kids want to be good, and they defeat        , and Mal gets Ben, and they become a couple.

Okay, now let’s just watch the trailer for Descendants 2, and I’ll make a prediction on what could happen.

Okay, first off, I loved this trailer, like, a lot. I like how they were spelling Descendants near to the end of the trailer, at least I think they were spelling Descendants. I think that it’s awesome that China from A.N.T Farm is going to be in the movie! If you are wondering who she will starring as, she will be starring as Uma, the daughter of Ursula. New characters that I know of is Gil, son of Gaston, and Harry, son of Captain hook. Huh, so Captain Hook has 2 children.

Wait a minute.

You don’t remember her?:

 

Anyway, here’s what I think going to happen in the movie, and then what I hope happens in the movie.

Mal is tired of being good, so she runs away back to the Isle of the Lost, where she finds her arch nemesis, Uma. Ben and the rest of the Descendants go to the Isle of the lost to look for Mal, only for Ben to be kidnapped by Uma, Harry, Gil, and Harry’s men. Uma is using him so Mal and her friends can give her the fairy godmothers wand so Uma and her friends can leave the Isle. So Mal can’t win, Mal and her friends think up a plan to stop her.

Now what I hope happens; I’m going to have to make a list for this:

I hope…

  1. Doug and Evie are in a relationship
  2. Ariel, Ursula, Captain Hook, Gaston, and King Triton are in the movie
  3. I hope I’m wrong and Uma wants Triton’s trident.

You can also find this post on my other blog, Andy the Disney geek.